{"id":83,"date":"2005-06-21T21:55:20","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T02:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/2005\/06\/21\/many-thought-it-would-never-happen\/"},"modified":"2005-07-02T15:12:37","modified_gmt":"2005-07-02T20:12:37","slug":"many-thought-it-would-never-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Many Thought it would Never Happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pigs flew and Hell Froze Over. The Fat Lady not only sang, she leapt out of her office chair, partied till dawn, and lost her voice screeching like a madwoman somewhere on the Internet while surfing the night away.<br \/>\nAfter close to a year, I finally updated my site and hopefully begining a new &#8216;era&#8217; of more frequent postings. Sure, many of you have laughed at me in the past, mocking my every mention of my work on the site. Well, I&#8217;m on a roll now; just a few weeks ago, I finally cleared out our garage after a couple of years of it being a huge mess of a storage area. The garage was something I wanted to get done for a long time, and now, I&#8217;m ready to apply that same level of dedication to this website.<br \/>\nLaugh if you wish; hopefully, I will have the last laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pigs flew and Hell Froze Over. The Fat Lady not only sang, she leapt out of her office chair, partied till dawn, and lost her voice screeching like a madwoman somewhere on the Internet while surfing the night away. After close to a year, I finally updated my site and hopefully begining a new &#8216;era&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-thehousenet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pA6RZ-1l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}