{"id":74,"date":"2004-05-24T16:32:07","date_gmt":"2004-05-24T21:32:07","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-12-30T00:58:24","modified_gmt":"2005-12-30T05:58:24","slug":"old74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Who thought up this product name?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"120\" height=\"90\" align=\"right\" title=\"Creme Filled Long John Closeup\" alt=\"Creme Filled Long John Closeup\" class=\"node-image\" src=\"\/images\/Image(57)-closeup.gif\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"120\" height=\"90\" align=\"right\" title=\"Creme Filled Long John\" alt=\"Creme Filled Long John\" class=\"node-image\" src=\"\/images\/Image(57).gif\" \/>I&#8217;m imagining a room filled with marketing folks. They&#8217;re all sitting around, trying to come up with a clever name for a brand new snack cake product they would like to launch. One of the &#8216;brainstormers&#8217; jumps up and yells &#8220;I got it!&#8221; We&#8217;ll call this giant Twinkie-like snack cake a &#8220;Creme Filled Long John&#8221;. And the rest is history. And someone paid good money for a ridiculous product name such as this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I found this tasty treat while buying a soda at a gas station while driving down to North Carolina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"node-image\" width=\"120\" height=\"90\" src=\"\/images\/Image(57)-closeup.gif\" title=\"Creme Filled Long John Closeup\" align=\"right\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"node-image\" width=\"120\" height=\"90\" src=\"\/images\/Image(57).gif\" title=\"Creme Filled Long John\" align=\"right\" \/>I&#8217;m imagining a room filled with marketing folks. They&#8217;re all sitting around, trying to come up with a clever name for a brand new snack cake product they would like to launch. One of the &#8216;brainstormers&#8217; jumps up and yells &#8220;I got it!&#8221; We&#8217;ll call this giant Twinkie-like snack cake a &#8220;Creme Filled Long John&#8221;. And the rest is history. And someone paid good money for a ridiculous product name such as this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I found this tasty treat while buying a soda at a gas station while driving down to North Carolina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sA6RZ-old74","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}