{"id":137,"date":"2006-10-11T15:30:43","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T19:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/2006\/10\/11\/dilberts-9-point-financial-plan\/"},"modified":"2006-10-11T15:36:54","modified_gmt":"2006-10-11T19:36:54","slug":"dilberts-9-point-financial-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Dilbert&#8217;s 9-Point Financial Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before I go any further, yes, it&#39;s been a while since I last posted here on my site. There&#39;s been a lot going on in my personal life in the past year and let&#39;s face it; I&#39;m not going to post stuff just for the sake of posting. That being said, I&#39;m going to try and make a concerted effort to be more active here. Yes, I&#39;ve said it before, so who knows what will happen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now,&nbsp; I came across what I initially thought was a joke while reading through some feeds I routinely keep up with. It turns out that in Scott Adam&#39;s book &quot;Dilbert and the Way of the Weasels.&quot;, there&#39;s a simple 9-point plan puts in very simple words how to manage your financial freedom. Paul Farrell, of Marketwatch had this to say about the small blurb:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Adams boldly states that this is &quot;everything you need to know about personal investing.&quot; In just 129 words, nine simple points, one page you have the unabridged &quot;Unified Theory of Everything Financial.&quot; That&#39;s it. Everything!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;Here are the 9-points:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Make a will<\/li>\n<li>Pay off your credit cards<\/li>\n<li>Get term life insurance if you have a family to support<\/li>\n<li>Fund your 401k to the maximum<\/li>\n<li>Fund your IRA to the maximum<\/li>\n<li>Buy a house if you want to live in a house and can afford it<\/li>\n<li>Put six months worth of expenses in a money-market account<\/li>\n<li>Take whatever money is left over and invest 70% in a stock index fund and 30% in a bond fund through any discount broker and never touch it until retirement<\/li>\n<li>If any of this confuses you, or you have something special going on (retirement, college planning, tax issues), hire a fee-based financial planner, not one who charges a percentage of your portfolio<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>There you have it. That&#39;s all you need to do! You can read the Marketwatch article at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marketwatch.com\/News\/Story\/Story.aspx?guid=%7BBE57F0AA%2D03D9%2D4320%2DBC4D%2D83363B6372F6%7D\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Marketwatch.com\">http:\/\/www.marketwatch.com\/News\/Story&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before I go any further, yes, it&#39;s been a while since I last posted here on my site. There&#39;s been a lot going on in my personal life in the past year and let&#39;s face it; I&#39;m not going to post stuff just for the sake of posting. That being said, I&#39;m going to try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pA6RZ-2d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehouse.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}